Come in Here. Look at Me.

Let's consider this an online diary that you get to read with my permission.
Sun Nov 8

Sassybarilla

Eh, uh, I uh….. Really, it feels necessary to make some sort of update. The last one was something about eating and pussies, but not eating pussies. Ugh, okay.

I wish I could be my cat, because he is so fluffy and and gets to sleep and play and eat. And I want to sleep and play and eat. I don’t want to write to observations reports and a lesson plan and a SOAP note and study for that audiology test. I want to learn how to knit hats. I got these knitting books, because I figure I’m bored with knitting scarves all the time.

It’s nearing the end of November already. I realize it’s November 8th, but that doesn’t mean that time is going by slowly. My weeks are so fast, for whatever reason. And I have a five hour test to take on Saturday morning. It’s called the Basic Skills Test. I feel like I have basic skills if I have made it this far into college, but whatever.

I just want to eat bacon. I feel like I need to make something with it, though, so it’s not, I don’t know, disgusting or something? I’ll put it on bread and it can be a bacon sandwich.

Fri Sep 18
Eating is for pussies that don’t even know how to kill people. It’s secret. It’s safe.
Tue Aug 25

Werk Suxxxxxxx

Gosh, remember when I used to have dark, dark hair? I think I looked really good with it. I also like this hair. I just think that I should do everything possible to my hair because I like the way hair looks. Once I become an ultrablond, I will allow myself to become a redhead.

I ordered Chinese, because my feet hurt to much to go anywhere else, we don’t have any food in the house (and I said I don’t want to go anywhere), and I don’t want to make anything out of what little we have. I feel good about my waste of money simply because I only want something delivered to me. It’s that slight luxury I don’t mind.

Fri Aug 14

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I miss you too, Annie. I didn’t realize you called me porkchop. I am that dog from Doug.

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I miss Katie.  Seriously, the highlight of my day has been reading all of kelsey’s tumblr blogs in reverse order since, I don’t know, last tuesday.

See all the fun I have when you’re not here, pork chop?

Trying to Remember

When I was little, I had a red tape that I would listen to. It had ghost stories on it. From time to time, I remember it, and I wonder if my mom put it somewhere or if she threw it out. I hope she didn’t throw it out, because those stories were pretty interesting if I remember correctly.

The first story was probably the worst, but is the easiest to remember. It was about a girl who was afraid to go into her celllar. Her parents lived on the first floor of the house, and she lived on the second floor. She didn’t like that very much at all, because it kind of frightened her to be upstairs alone. One day, her mother told her to get the potatoes from the cellar. Being a good daughter, she obliged, but when she got down there, she saw a pool of blood and it said, “If you tell anyone about me, I’m gonna getcha!” And so she ran upstairs without the potatoes. Her mother was like, “What the hell? Where are my potatoes?” And sent her daughter back downstairs. Now, there was a torso on the ground on top of the blood, and it said the same thing. She ran upstairs again without the potatoes. This continued until the body finally had appendages and a head sitting on top of the torso and blood and it said the same thing. Each time she ran upstairs without telling her mother and without the potatoes. When she went to bed that evening, the stuff in the cellar haunted her, and she heard the dead body coming up the stairs for her. It was suspenseful in that earlier in the story the girl mentioned how there were eight stairs that led to her bedroom. So, naturally, the story had to talk about how each and every one of the steps was creaking, and then finally whatever it was reached her bedroom and opened the door and shouted, “Now, I’ve gotcha!”

I don’t understand why, though, because she never told her mother about the body in the cellar. Ah, well.

The other stories are kind of vague. I know there were a bunch more, but I only remember two. One was called the water ghost, and I’m pretty sure it was the last one on the tape. The ghost blubbered all the time, and it was called the water ghost, because she had drowned. I think it was pretty twisted, though, like it was her father’s fault or she was trying to escape this guy. I don’t remember.

The other one was about a man that went to stay in a haunted house. I don’t know if he knew if it was haunted. He was making sausages in the fireplace, but body parts kept falling down the chimney. The man was unshaken, and the body parts probably talked to him. I assume they told him to wait until the rest of the body had formed or something. I just remember he kept making sausages. Finally the body formed and was happy that the man decided to stay during the terribly frightening event, and the body told him about the three bags he buried in his yard. You see, it was his house. I’m pretty sure he was murdered or something because of the bags he buried. One bag had gold, one had money, and another one had something else along those lines. Silver or something. And so the man with the sausages was able to dig up those bags.

I wonder if my brothers remember that tape? They listened to it as well. I also listened to it with my cousins, I’m pretty sure. I should probably ask my mom about it.

Mon Jul 27
I thought the internet would like seeing me as X-men characters.

I thought the internet would like seeing me as X-men characters.

It Smells Like Burning in Here

Jake is making oatmeal, and a buzzer just went off. I’m pretty sure it’s done.

Summer is closing. I’m glad I finish class this week. I just don’t want to make that power point. I don’t want to even go back to my paper to find my key points. Ughhhhhh. At least I don’t have to write it again.

Matt and I have a Disney date this weekend. I’m really excited. It’s not really going to be exciting, but I still can’t wait.

I’m going to get my haircut this week, I think. I plan on doing it on Friday. It will be a nice thing to do. My bangs are past my eyes already, and it’s getting too mullety in the back.

I know it’s just the smell of burning oatmeal, but it definitely smells like popcorn.

Not looking forward to my schedule once fall comes. I’m taking six classes at first, but after late October it goes down to three. It’s going to be weird.

I miss playing Pokemon. I wish I had some newer versions.

I’d like to play more Paper Mario, but I think that I should finish my power point first. And also go to the store to buy cranberry juice. I really don’t want to do these things.

I will feel better once Wednesday is over.

Mon Jun 29

I Don't Want to Study for My Test

Instead, I am setting up my printer. Finally. Now that we have internet, I can do this wireless printer thing.

I want to have everyone come over on the fourth of July. I even told Matt to bring his friends. Mostly, we were talking about how Badesch should come over, and being the fourth, I think it would be fun for a giant get together. It’s like me forcing a ‘worlds colliding’ situation. Who wants to come over?

I went on Facebook today, and my grandma is requesting to be my friend. Oh no! I guess I should have been expecting this from my grandmother.

My kitty is adjusting so well to the house. He likes being chased now. It’s so cute. He also gets dust everywhere.

I am pretty sure I set up the printer alright. I guess I will have to start studying now. Sad face.

Fri Jun 26

Oh.

The tumblr people are very good at answering their emails. I can actually log onto tumblr now!

I don’t have much else to update at the moment.